McMiracle's NOT ME! MONDAY
I am NOT sitting here blogging while both of my kids are whining because they are legitimately hungry. And I did NOT just take one cup from the hand of Reece and put it in Avery's hand because I was too lazy to go downstairs and get a second cup.
I absolutely did NOT just drink a huge glass of COKE, knowing that I will be up half the night, in order to have some energy to go clean out the rest of Reece's room.
And I did NOT get really grouchy at the kids because I was sad about some of the things he had outgrown.
I also did NOT feed the kids fast food three times this past week because I was too tired to make them lunch.
I also did NOT keep my poor babysitter two hours longer at my house just so I could take Avery to ballet and sit and knit or read instead of chasing Reece.